.smelly furball.

Guess what I’ve been doing in my free time:

Gifs. Of my cat. I miss him.

Here’s 10 things about my cat (cause I’m in the mood for list)

1. We call him Morty and that’s short for Voldermort.
2. He used to have a sibling cat, named Dumbledore (yeah, we were all about HP then).
3. Dumbledore… escaped through a drain and we never saw him again.
4. Bet Morty was cursing cause he was suppose to follow but he couldn’t get through the drain
5. Anyways,, Morty’s old now. I think about 8 years old
6. He’s never been outside of the house compound
7. A cat once came in the house ‘meow’ing and Morty was like ‘Dude, what ya doin’?
8. Morty likes to do ‘ownership’. Yes. Pee and shit at places
9. But he can really pull a Puss in The Boots huge eyes – so I end up bringing him in the room anyways.
10. Bet he was saying: Sucker!

 

.Wish of the day: Good Sunday for shopping